How to Traumatize Your Children

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The Hilariously Honest Guide: How to Traumatize Your Children

Tired of all the “perfect parenting” advice? Let’s be real, you’re probably already doing a great job, but if you’re looking for a hilarious dose of reality or the ultimate gag gift for a parent, this is your chance to embrace the chaos. Say goodbye to parenting pressure and hello to a laugh-out-loud guide that finally tells it like it is.

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Last Updated on June 26, 2025

How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill 

Forget the sugar-coated guides and unrealistic expectations. This groundbreaking, totally satirical book is the ultimate instructional volume for parents with a dark sense of humor. Revamped with all-new, wonderfully dysfunctional illustrations, this bestseller is designed to teach you how to give your kids the “lifelong gifts” of mental and emotional damage, deliberately and with skill. It’s the perfect humorous gift for baby showers, new parents, or anyone who needs a good laugh about the beautiful mess of raising kids.

Key Features for Your Ruinous Journey:

  • Updated for Modern Dysfunctional Parenting: This new edition is packed with all-new, totally dysfunctional illustrations that bring the humor to life.
  • Master Your “Trauma Style”: Learn proven methods and the latest buzzwords in traumatic parenting. Discover and choose your trauma style—whether you’re a “controlling,” “indulgent,” or “entirely new approach” kind of parent.
  • A Hilarious Gag Gift: It’s the perfect funny present for new parents, experienced parents who have seen it all, or anyone with a wickedly witty sense of humor.
  • The Perfect Compact Size: This paperback is easy to read and fits right on your nightstand or bookshelf.
  • Product Specifications:
    • Format: Paperback
    • Dimensions: 4.5 x 6.5 inches
    • Pages: 144 pages