Deluxe Box of Nothing
They’ll Be Careful What They Wish For
The only thing more frustrating than having someone tell you they don’t want anything for their birthday, anniversary, or holiday is aimlessly cruising aisles or online to find the perfect gift for them. End your misery and give them exactly what they want, all in one hilarious gift – The Deluxe Box of Nothing.
Our Deluxe Box of Nothing is filled to the brim with all the absolutely zilch they’ve been asking for on every occasion. Wrap up the funny, empty, lidded prank box as a sincere, thoughtful present, and wait for the fireworks (and loads of laughter).
Who Deserves a Deluxe Box of Nothing?
This is the ultimate prank gift for every annoying husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, family member, or friend who always replies “nothing” when asked what they want for special occasions. You’ll save yourself a lot of thought, effort, and time while delivering exactly what they’ve wanted for so long. It’s a novelty gift and life lesson all wrapped in one wonderfully sarcastic Deluxe Box of Nothing.
The Deluxe Box of Nothing measures approximately 5.5” x 4”. The Kraft gift box makes an awesomely fun prank gift for birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, and so much more.
PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT YOU DO LISTEN:
You asked, and they answered, “Nothing.” Don’t risk upsetting them with anything other than their heart’s genuine desire…a Deluxe Box of Nothing.
MORE NOTHING THAN THEY COULD EVER DREAM OF:
Each Deluxe Box of Nothing is practically overflowing with an endless supply of nothing, and nothing goes with everything!
CLEAN HUMOR GAG GIFT FOR ANY AGE OR OCCASION:
Anyone and everyone can give and receive a Deluxe Box of Nothing for any occasion. Cranky teens and stubborn parents alike can all learn a lesson about saying what they would like for holidays, birthdays, or any other gift-giving occasion.
100% USELESS GUARANTEE:
This funny novelty gift is useless, just like asking that particular person what they want.
MEASURES APPROXIMATELY 5.5 INCHES X 4 INCHES:
The best thing about the Deluxe Nothing model is that it’s compact enough for a stocking stuffer yet holds everything you desire to put into it. So many win in one gift box!